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You can't afford my pie

You can't afford my pie

Regular price $40.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $40.00 USD
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Turn up the heat and let 'em know the oven's on-but the pie ain't free. This tee is perfect for those who know their worth (and wouldn't dare settle for store-bought). Soft, stylish, and just the right amount of spicy-because not everyone deserves a slice.

Unisex fit and true to size


• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
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